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I would love to tell you how bad ass I am, but I'm not. I'm the quiet girl that wears sweaters a lot & listens to her music too loud.
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"Swearing is unattractive" I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

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cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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What did he expect lmao

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this is my favourite moment in all six seasons of parks and rec and i really don’t think that’s an exaggeration

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