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Anonymous asked: I would kiss you so hard my snapback would fall off


Answer:

pukingdads:

i’m sCREAMING

Send me your best white boy sexts

thepretendr:

"Swearing is unattractive" I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs, via m0rphlne)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

(via slightly-strange)

this is my favourite moment in all six seasons of parks and rec and i really don’t think that’s an exaggeration

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